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User:hebrewheadbang (3722493)
Swords and Tequila
Like Hemingway, but with more adjectives and slightly less testosterone
Name:Sheemie Kikenstein-Jewberg
Website:You might be famous!
Location:Redlands, California, United States
Birthdate:1986-07-08
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Bio:I'm Reuben. I had a Diaryland account, but I lost interest and Diaryland is horribly lame, so I'm posting here in an attempt to relieve my flagging interest in writing for personal pleasure.

What can I say? I grew up in San Francisco, and am currently attending the University of Redlands in southern California. I own twenty-four or so black t-shirts, most of which have band slogans and artwork. I am a dirty pinko commie hippie liberal card-carrying ACLU member, and proud of it. I have many hot female friends and no girlfriend. Far too much of my life is centered around heavy metal and booze. My goal in life is to make enough money to pay someone to take care of my financial issues, and to be good enough at what I do so that if someone tells me I need to cut my hair, I can tell them to fuck off.

http://www.cd-tracker.com/~hebrewheadbang/ <--these are my awesome CDs.
Interests:9: alcohol, destroying poseurs, leftist politics, rare steak, real fucking metal, regurgitated cow fetus, the apocalypse, umlauts, writing
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People24:agentsteel53, aryan_terrorist, character_limit, clarinut11, count_venereal, devotchkanicki, grrm, haschen, hellsrocknroll, hooga_shaka, jeweltoned, keefmaster, malbogio, pinky_pseudonym, projectgenocide, rhapsodyinalto, satanicharisma, slayfuckiner, socialistoboist, speedemon86, stickyshooz, sweartofcknggod, windir_maxwell, zenlari
Mutual Friends:21: agentsteel53, aryan_terrorist, character_limit, clarinut11, count_venereal, devotchkanicki, haschen, hellsrocknroll, hooga_shaka, jeweltoned, malbogio, pinky_pseudonym, projectgenocide, rhapsodyinalto, satanicharisma, slayfuckiner, socialistoboist, speedemon86, stickyshooz, sweartofcknggod, zenlari
Also Friend of:1: killasone
Account type:Basic Account

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